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A Few Smiles

The other day I found a $29 gold piece in the alley, went home that night and told my wife about it. Now she is suing me for a divorce and alley-money. What is the west side of a boy's pants? The side the sun sets on. Why is a married man like a candle? Because he sometimes goes out at night when he oughtn't to. Why in an old maid like a wilted apple? Because she is hard to pair. Why does a cat look first one side and then another when she enters a room? Because she can't look on both sides at the same time.

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Why Did You Marry?

An inquiring bachelor sent out postal cards to the married men with the inquiry: "Why did you marry?" the following are a few of the responses: "that's what I have been trying for 11 years to find out. – X." "Married to get even with her mother, but never have…W." "Because Sarah told me that five young men had proposed to her. – C." "Her father thought 8 years courtin' was enough. – B. "I was tired of buying ice cream and candies, and going to theaters and church, and wanted a rest. Have saved money. – J.C." "Please don't stir me up. – E." "Because I did not have the experience I have now. – G." "That's the same question that my friends ask me. – C.H." "I wanted a companion of the opposite sex. – P.S."

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Weather Prophecies

When a man promises to take his wife to a party and changes his mind after she is dressed, we may expect a shower. When a man receives a bill of goods that his wife has bought unknown to him, look out for thunder and lightning. When a man comes home and finds no supper ready, the fire out and wife visiting neighbors, it's likely to be cloudy. When a man dies and leaves a pretty widow with a plenty of money, and she commences to powder, a change is about come.

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Around Town......by John Bill Martin

(I run this every year around Valentine’s Day. It emphasizes a truth that is branded on my heart and I am pleased to share it with you. Thanks, JBM) The following story is another life lesson I have learned from my long association with the Oklahoma Memorial.

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ONE PHARMACIST’S VIEW

I was watching TV last week and saw that the Oklahoma Turnpike Authority had decided to sort of back off doing much of anything for the time being. This was obviously a result of the “hornets’ nest” the authority stirred up with their proposed expansion of the Kickapoo.

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Looking Back...the year was 1952

The Chieftain Chatter

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Perfect Plentiful Pancakes!

Perfect Plentiful Pancakes!

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