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The other day I found a $29 gold piece in the alley, went home that night and told my wife about it. Now she is suing me for a divorce and alley-money. What is the west side of a boy's pants? The side the sun sets on. Why is a married man like a candle? Because he sometimes goes out at night when he oughtn't to. Why in an old maid like a wilted apple? Because she is hard to pair. Why does a cat look first one side and then another when she enters a room? Because she can't look on both sides at the same time.
Read moreAn inquiring bachelor sent out postal cards to the married men with the inquiry: "Why did you marry?" the following are a few of the responses: "that's what I have been trying for 11 years to find out. X." "Married to get even with her mother, but never have W." "Because Sarah told me that five young men had proposed to her. C." "Her father thought 8 years courtin' was enough. B. "I was tired of buying ice cream and candies, and going to theaters and church, and wanted a rest. Have saved money. J.C." "Please don't stir me up. E." "Because I did not have the experience I have now. G." "That's the same question that my friends ask me. C.H." "I wanted a companion of the opposite sex. P.S."
Read moreWhen a man promises to take his wife to a party and changes his mind after she is dressed, we may expect a shower. When a man receives a bill of goods that his wife has bought unknown to him, look out for thunder and lightning. When a man comes home and finds no supper ready, the fire out and wife visiting neighbors, it's likely to be cloudy. When a man dies and leaves a pretty widow with a plenty of money, and she commences to powder, a change is about come.
Read more(I run this every year around Valentine’s Day. It emphasizes a truth that is branded on my heart and I am pleased to share it with you. Thanks, JBM) The following story is another life lesson I have learned from my long association with the Oklahoma Memorial.
Read moreI was watching TV last week and saw that the Oklahoma Turnpike Authority had decided to sort of back off doing much of anything for the time being. This was obviously a result of the “hornets’ nest” the authority stirred up with their proposed expansion of the Kickapoo.
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